16 Funny (And Memorable) Elf Quotes to Brighten Your Day



Read this list of hilarious Elf quotes to make your day a little brighter. Wether you are looking for a good belly laugh or are a die hard fan of the Elf movie, these are the must-read quotes that you’ll remember and love.

I’m singing! I’m in a store and I’m singing! - Elf

“I’m singing! I’m in a store and I’m singing!” -Elf

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. - Elf

“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” -Elf

As you can imagine, it’s dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season. - Elf

“As you can imagine, it’s dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.” -Elf

I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up. So… do you want to eat food? - Elf

“I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up. So… do you want to eat food?” -Elf

Nice purple dress. Very purpley. - Elf

“Nice purple dress. Very purpley.” -Elf

I planned out our whole day. First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle. - Elf

“I planned out our whole day. First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.” -Elf

There’s room for everyone on the Nice List! - Elf

“There’s room for everyone on the Nice List!” -Elf

It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture. - Elf

“It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.” -Elf

I’m in love! I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it. - Elf

“I’m in love! I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it.” -Elf

This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. - Elf

“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” -Elf

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear! - Elf

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!” -Elf

I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite. - Elf

“I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.” -Elf

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. - Elf

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.” -Elf

You sit on a throne of lies! - Elf

“You sit on a throne of lies!” -Elf

You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here. - Elf

“You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.” -Elf

Why don’t you just say it? I’m the worst toy-maker in the world? I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins! - Elf

“Why don’t you just say it? I’m the worst toy-maker in the world? I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!” -Elf

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